You play David, an awfully small abstracted chosen hero tossed into a blissfully simple world overrun by giant culminations of evil physics-beasts. As David, you are given a slingshot-esque gift that you will have to use to conquer your colossus foes. Hold, aim, and fling to attack.
Think Limbo + Shadow of the Colossus + Angry Birds.
NSFW or Not a Simulator For Working is casual simulator game where you try not to work anytime you can.
Beware of your snitching co-worker and your boss, you will get FIRED !!! His name is Stefan, he is 22 years old. Just like any other fresh graduate with Bachelor of Arts in graphic design, he immediately searches for a graphic designer job. He is accepted in one of the biggest design firms in his city. Just like any other common worker he hates his job even when he’s just started his first day. Now help him waste his time at work with his collection of naughty content.
There is but one task: find the heart of the cave and become the hero to all your people. But there’s an awful lot of stuff in the way, you’re finding.
Well, as a for instance, which way should you go? Oh, at first it’s easy, sure. Go that way. There’s just the one, so it’s an easy choice. But then you get to a split, see a way down, a way up, a way forward and, sometimes, the way backward is the best way. The way backward is ESPECIALLY the best way when running into the vast hordes of creatures that seem to occupy this space. Did anybody really know that Genies ran in packs? Well you do, now, and they run in packs right after your fleeing hide.
GIANT BEES HAVE DECIMATED HUMANITY! Every day, the low buzz of death approaches further. Can you hear it? Don’t worry! It’s time for some pest control. Grab your sword. I’ll meet you by the hive! Whatever you do though, do not touch those glowing purple orbs. Don’t worry about why. OK?